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CRACCCKKK STOORRRYY TIEM ONE DAY THERE WAS A FLOWE-- HO SHIT NO IT WAS SEALAND AND HE WAS BEING SO PIMP THAT HE TURNED INTO A FLOWER BUT LITTLE PUSSY LATIVA PICKED IT UP AND TOOK IT HOME, AND THEM DROWNED THE FLOWER IN VASE. THEN SEALAND WAS GONE. FOREVER. BUT WHAT WAS GOING ON IS ASIA? JAPAN WAS SO COSPLAY WITH CHINA AND THEY HAD SMEXY TEIMS WHILE HONG KONG AND KOREA VIDEO TAPED IT. BUT THEN, WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN NORTH AMERICA? CANADA WAS TIRED OF AMERICA'S BULLSHIT SO BEAT THE FUCKING LIFE OUT OF HIM WITH A PLASTIC SPOON. BECAUSE HE IS CANADA BITCH. AND EUROPE? OHMAHLAWD WHAT WAS GOING ON? FRANCE WAS RAPIN EVERYONE OUT THERE.

ENGLAND AND HIS FAMILY GO TO MCDONALDS. America: *runs in* I CALL ORDERING FIRST!!!!!! N.Ireland: I'M SECOND! Scotland: BESH, YOU GET NOTHING. N.Ireland: STFU BETCH. I WILL GET   EVERYTHING   HK: OMFFFGGG SHUT UPP, LIKE, NOW. N.Ireland: *betchslap* HK: WTF. THAT HURT. N.Ireland: THAT. WAS. THE. POINT. EL RETARDO. Wales: I DON'T WANNA EAT HERE. -S.korea pops up randomly and gropes HK- HK: *scared* I JUST PISSED MY PANTS Sealand: EW. S.korea: DA ZE~ :DDDDD England: WUT. TEH. FUK. YOU ARE NOT APART OF OUR FAMILY DINNER. S.korea: I'm...I'm not? FUCK YOU TOO BITCHIE. *runs away* --I'm not finished with this because I'm lazy and I d

"I'm what?!?" He yelled. "Pregnant, Mr. England" The nurse said "HOW?! I mean like...I know how..just..I'm a male!" England screamed. "Iggy, didn't you know?? Our female population allows us to carry babies." America said "I thought you knew that" "Know that? I was never told that! I never thought of that!" America's phone started to ring, he picked it up. "Hello?" He said "Alfred! Is Arthur okay?" Canada said "Umm..We'll tell you when we get home. Why are you calling?" He said, sounding a little concerned "Mary and Kumakichi are fighting again, I was hoping Arthur would pick up the phone so he could tell them to stop." He whispered "Why can'

User: Let's make babies. Cleverbot: Let's make cupcakes! User: With Cosplay! Cleverbot: Only on days that end in 'y'. User: That will make it more interesting! Cleverbot: Lol, what. User: I'm a cupcake. Cleverbot: You are? User: No, I lied. HurrDurr. I'm a unicorn. Cleverbot: What color is your horn? User: The color of plumpkins. Cleverbot: Can you fly? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you have wings? User: No, I'm not flying mint bunny. Cleverbot: Me neither. Planes are scary. User: FFFF-- I know right? Cleverbot: A you a dude, a chick or pc? User: I be a chick! CHICKY CHICKY CHICK. Cleverbot: Where? User: Arthur Kirkland. Cleve